Stuck deep in the humorous vein of Mark Twain, O. Henry, William Saroyan, and MAD Magazine, inveterate liar and spineless invertebrate Harry X (sextuply-terminated four-decade Long-Island mailman, and author of rabidly contested HARRY CARRY: TRUE STORY’S OF THE POST OFFICE, plus universally ignored, Cassandra-like bicomixography THE TRUMP ORANGE PRIMER), disclaims paternity of, responsibility for—but never royalties from—Great American Roman Graphique, OFF I WENT.

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